October 13, 2006
"The Messengers" Trailer Has Its Own Terms
I tried to watch the trailer for The Messengers, the newest from horror directors the Pang Brothers, but Apple goes and tells me it's only viewable between 10:00 PM and 5:00 AM. What the F, Apple? You think it's too adult and intense to be viewed during the day? Well, how's this: butt-fuck, dick-pony, horse-vagina, urethra-lube. That's viewable 24/7, so you might as well go ahead and show me the fucking trailer, because that's not going anywhere. And I'll be too drunk by 10:00 to understand it. :(
See it on "their time" here.
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Comments
1. Posted by therecluse on October 13, 2006 5:27 PM
sometimes I doubt you, I watch stuff guy, but you've just completed redeemed yourself.
Hi-larious!
2. Posted by TheManInWhite on October 13, 2006 5:38 PM
^Agreed
Good show, you fucking asshole.
3. Posted by captainwalker on October 13, 2006 6:28 PM
It would be so hot if there was any reason to believe this would stop you from linking to Apple so often. Alas.
4. Posted by TetterkeT on October 13, 2006 10:38 PM
That trailer is so not worth the effort it took for me to change my system clock to 10PM and refresh the page.
5. Posted by Kg on October 14, 2006 7:59 PM
I watched the trailer and it wasn't that scary, but then again I was watching it without sound...
I have to give the guys who made the trailer an applause, though; It takes a genius to reveal the movie's beginning, middle and end in such short time!
6. Posted by Praz on October 20, 2006 2:56 PM
Nice trick, TetterkeT. I hate when a trailer is introduced as based on truth (White Noise, T Haunting of Emily Rose, etc). Still, this trailer looks decent; even if the movie is just an amalgam of "The Grudge" and "The Others."