Oct 27 2006"Smokin' Aces" Trailer, Douches
If douche bags were giant robot cats, Smokin' Aces would be their Voltron. Want proof? Then watch the new trailer, where you can see Ben Affleck, Jeremy Piven, and some other suspected date rapists reenact Snatch (without the accents) in this stylized shoot-em-up. If you're wondering why Dane Cook isn't in the line-up, it's because Ryan Reynolds is there instead. Scientifically, only one of the two can exist at any given point at one time, and as one feels joy, the other must feel pain. This delicate balance is all that keeps the Frat-iverse from imploding.
