"Charlotte's Web" Trailer on Inter-"net"
A new trailer for the live-action Charlotte's Web, featuring Julia Roberts' voice and Dakota Fanning's rapidly-fading cuteness, can be viewed here. Seeing the cute little farm animals running around talking to each other reminds me why I saw Babe so many times. Because I'm a pedophile. There's no other reason.
Born from a muddy CGI womb cradled amid Ghosts of Mars, 300, and a Sega CD cutscene from Sewer Shark, Riddick returns Vin Diesel to his role as a muscle-bound mole-man and drops him on a desolate, entirely Vin Diesel-colored planet. There, both bounty hunters and the even more ... / Continue →
Dancing birds. A dog's hindquarters uninterrupted by the puckered flesh of biological necessity. Have an unnecessarily loud, prolonged look at both these things with the first teaser for Blue Sky Studios' Rio 2.... / Continue →
After years wasted falling in love with time travelers and forgetting who she's in love with, Rachel McAdams has at last found her one true high-concept romance in About Time. The film stars Brendan Gleeson's son Domhnall--better known as Bill Weasley--as a young man whose fath... / Continue →
