Sep 4 2006Steve Irwin Killed by Stingray
In case you missed the news over the holiday weekend, not everyone had Monday off. No, while man celebrated the act of laboring with a day of leisure, stingrays were busy murdering Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter. I always knew a creature that flat couldn't be trusted. The only fair revenge is the loss of a similar stingray D-list cable personality. Maybe a stingray Kathy Griffin or stingray Ant (you know, from Celebrity Fit Club). This is war, stringrays. This won't be forgotten.

Reader Comments
1. uni'tard - September 5, 2006 7:16 AM
this has to be one of the most widely reported stories ever on the internet. besides 9/11.
2. Pladijs - September 5, 2006 10:25 PM
Of course we knew you cannot trust flat creatures. We all watched Dr. Who!
3. Claude Balz - September 8, 2006 9:47 PM
And Nicole Richie.