September 4, 2006
Steve Irwin Killed by Stingray
In case you missed the news over the holiday weekend, not everyone had Monday off. No, while man celebrated the act of laboring with a day of leisure, stingrays were busy murdering Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter. I always knew a creature that flat couldn't be trusted. The only fair revenge is the loss of a similar stingray D-list cable personality. Maybe a stingray Kathy Griffin or stingray Ant (you know, from Celebrity Fit Club). This is war, stringrays. This won't be forgotten.
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Comments
1. Posted by uni'tard on September 5, 2006 7:16 AM
this has to be one of the most widely reported stories ever on the internet. besides 9/11.
2. Posted by Pladijs on September 5, 2006 10:25 PM
Of course we knew you cannot trust flat creatures. We all watched Dr. Who!
3. Posted by Claude Balz on September 8, 2006 9:47 PM
And Nicole Richie.