Sep 11 2006More Mummy Cursing Brendan Fraser
A lot of people would consider making Encino Man a mistake. Playing a caveman teenager unthawed in the modern world, particularly when co-starring with Pauly Shore, could leave a stain so deep that nothing would remove it--even Oxi-Clean. Perhaps for a lesser actor that would be true, but not for Brendan Fraser. There's a reason I call him this generation's Big Dopey DeNiro (mostly because he's big and dopey). With this latest casting announcement, we see how Fraser is able to take his poor early choices and spin them into a positive by saying, "I'm going to star in a third Mummy movie, but at least it's not another Encino Man, right?"
That's right, Universal is going to make a third chapter of The Mummy saga to again star Fraser. The studio promises, however, that it won't be called The Mummy 3, because then audiences will realize too quickly that they're blatanly capitalizing on previous successes with declining sequels. That, and someone in a meeting pointed out that adding "Electric Boogaloo" only worked for "Fill-in-the-blank 2," and the opportunity had already been lost.
Sadly, Billy Zane won't be returning for the third film, as I'm told it wasn't actually him in the first two, but a bigger, oaffish version of himself named Arnold Vosloo.

Reader Comments
1. redneck - September 11, 2006 6:24 AM
I hope that the rest of the original cast can return on this third installment of the Mummy Series the first and second were such very good movies. Though the first one was a bit of a sleeper.
2. Praz - September 11, 2006 11:13 AM
I'm glad that we've all implicitly agreed to forget that "The Scorpion King" was ever made, since that movie was so bad.
3. tiffsta - September 11, 2006 1:39 PM
Hey, let's be honest. "Breakin'" was by far one of the greatest movies ever made, and its sequel did not disappoint.
4. lohanjob - September 11, 2006 4:14 PM
the last 5 posts made me laugh so hard i almost fell over. nice work.
5. Proteon - September 11, 2006 5:22 PM
By "last five posts" do you mean "first three"? Let me explain this to you people once and for all: BRANDON FRAZIER LOOKS EXACTLY NOTHING LIKE OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!!!!
6. uni'tard - September 11, 2006 7:41 PM
optimus smoptimus.
yeah, i said it. now what?
oh, and i think this movie will be good, especially if they have the rock cameo again because he makes quality stuffs.