September 5, 2006
Killshot Trailer Shoots/Kills Any Interest In Movie
Director John Madden, who continues to insist he's not the football guy, has successfully fused two semi-related words into one mediocre-looking movie: Killshot. The first thing you're going to think when watching this is "Why is the bad guy from Kindergarten Cop in this?" That's actually Mickey Rourke. Your next thought will be "When did Mickey Rourke become a Native American?" I don't know, try to move past that. Then you'll think, "When did Third Rock kid become a child molestor?" I can only assume he always has been but went unnoticed because he looked pre-pubescent until a few months ago. Your final thought will be, "Can I have back the time I spent watching this?" I'm sorry.
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Comments
1. Posted by lohanjob on September 5, 2006 9:34 AM
Mickey Rourke looks like a caricature of Mickey Rourke these days. The wonders of plastic surgery...
2. Posted by sagacia on September 7, 2006 3:29 PM
Looks even worse than the movie.
3. Posted by sagacia on September 7, 2006 3:29 PM
...er...book.... damn it......
4. Posted by mYslead on September 9, 2006 6:21 PM
a really bizarre cast, even knoxville is in it. but dosen't look as bad as you say :p