Sep 13 2006Horton Hears a Who? Oh, Jim Carrey and Steve Carell
Having been nearly days since it last perverted a part of my childhood, Hollywood has decided to make the Dr. Seuss classic, Horton Hears a Who, into an animated film, starring the voices of Jim Carrey as Horton and Steve Carell as the mayor of Who-ville:
"Horton" marks the first time Carrey will voice a CGI-animated character. He previously inhabited Seuss' world as the title character in Universal Pictures' "Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas." "Horton" centers on an imaginative elephant who hears a cry for help coming from a tiny speck of dust floating through the air. Suspecting that there might be life on that speck and despite a surrounding community that thinks he has lost his mind, Horton is determined to help.
Personally, I think Carrey and Carell will be great in the parts. "Horton" deals with the idea of an entire civilization being destroyed by carelessness, and I think the duo will really bring out the comedy inherent to the prospect of mass genocide, much in the same way Idi Amin has in his one-man show "What Uganda Do About It?"
Horton Hears a Fact: Horton's famous phrase "a person's a person, no matter how small" originally contained the footnote "as long as everything's proportionate."

Reader Comments
1. conceitedhipster - September 13, 2006 10:04 AM
That Idi Amin line blew me away.
2. uni'tard - September 13, 2006 12:18 PM
huzzah! no horrible not-witty line, just huzzah!
3. Proteon - September 13, 2006 1:00 PM
This REEKS of Decepticon propaganda!!!