Sep 29 2006Roberty Downey Jr. is Iron Man
Finally ending months of speculation, it was officially announced that the role of Tony Stark, the millionaire hero of Iron Man in Jon Favreau's upcoming comic book adaptation, will be played by Robert Downey Jr. I have to say, I like the casting. Anything that keeps him out of jail or rehab.
Though this puts to rest the question of a lead in the picture, rocker Ozzy Osbourne has brought up some other valid inquiries about Iron Man: Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all? Or if he moves, will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts...within his head? Give us the answers we need, Favreau.

Reader Comments
1. Darth Dingleberry - September 29, 2006 11:56 AM
did you guys get a new writer? cause the writing has gotten really bad
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/default.asp?b=25
2. ellipsis - September 29, 2006 2:36 PM
"did you guys get a new writer? cause the writing has gotten really bad"
I thought the actual Iron Man reference was fucking hilarious. Also, Iron Man is just about the worst music video I've seen in my entire life. More like... Disco Inferno Man.
3. Praz - September 29, 2006 3:02 PM
Isn't Robert Downey Jr. just a poor man's Rob Lowe?
4. edb87 - September 30, 2006 11:01 PM
did you guys get a new writer? cause the writing has gotten really bad
I think it's better than what it was when the site started...
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
5. Proteon - October 1, 2006 12:22 AM
The writing is trying to be more vicious because it's evil sister site(s?) get way more traffic. Meh it doesn't translate. This site was a jem before the poison punchlines. Oh and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was an absolutely awesome surprise of a flick. AND in case you didn't know, Jon Favreau is a big fat guy, too.