September 24, 2006 - September 30, 2006 Archives
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We've known for years that Catholic priests are the world's largest population of homosexual pedophiles, but did you know that they're sometimes heterosexual pedophiles as well? Amy Berg hopes to prove just that with her documentary Deliver Us From Evil, featuring a genuine pr... / Continue →
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Finally ending months of speculation, it was officially announced that the role of Tony Stark, the millionaire hero of Iron Man in Jon Favreau's upcoming comic book adaptation, will be played by Robert Downey Jr. I have to say, I like the casting. Anything that keeps him out of... / Continue →
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If you thought the Nutty Professor films were funny, wait until you see this one with a different name! Straining to fund his tranvestite habit, Eddie Murphy has graciously cranked out another comic masterpiece based on putting on fat suits and playing multiple roles. An Asia... / Continue →
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In response to the complete public disinterest in translating old television shows to the big screen, Hollywood is reminding us that they don't care with rumors of another adaptation. This one will see the mediocre late-'70s/early '80s sitcom Three's Company fully realize the po... / Continue →
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Hot from his role in the new Borat movie, Sacha Baron Cohen is rumored to be teaming up with aging heartthrob Brad Pitt: A source told Life and Style Weekly magazine: "Sacha and Brad have been talking about making a feature film for a while, but they've really bonded since Brad ... / Continue →
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Still riding the popularity of a hilarious series of vacations, Chevy Chase has been picked to play a Mel Gibson-like character in an upcoming episode of Law and Order. Similar to Gibson, Chase's character is a celebrity caught driving drunk in blood-soaked clothing, whose relig... / Continue →
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Hoping to create the most balanced view of World War II yet brought to film, Clint Eastwood is releasing a two-part drama, with Flags of Our Fathers telling the American side and Letters From Iwo Jima lending the Japanese perspective. Never have right and wrong been so clearly... / Continue →
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I'll be the first to admit it. The little picture in that Scotsman rag was just a cocktease of a Harry Potter preview. Thank your god for ComingSoon.net, which has posted five high-resolution photos from the upcoming movie. If they're any indication of the tone, the new film... / Continue →
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Hey Shrekophiles (that's right, I've named you freaks), here's your poster for the last piece of the Shrek trilogy, Shrek the Third. Strangely, it leaves out the film's new tagline, "Still Big, Still Green, Still Buying/Trading Vintage Child Pornography." But this is just the t... / Continue →
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From the utopian but dated land of Transformer World 2005 comes the first look at Jazz.* Clearly in just the design stage, this early drawing of Jazz** is perhaps analogous to the blues or ragtime music of early America that would lead to the formation of Jazz.*** Or maybe it... / Continue →
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I watched the trailer for Deja Vu, Denzel Washington's latest excuse to be a renegade agent type in sunglasses, but really didn't catch all of what they were saying. I think the government is causing deja vu with some machine that does something. Though the movie focuses on t... / Continue →
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The Scotsman has graciously interrupted its 150 year run of bagpipe and tartan coverage to provide the first still I've seen from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. From the looks of it, the series is continuing the tradition of each episode getting darker and darker a... / Continue →
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Like a hypodermic, watching the trailer for Home of the Brave will inject you with enough patriotism to support America's efforts abroad all week, immune to the dangerous virus of "logic." Starring Samuel L. Jackson, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson and Jessica "Biel" Jackson, Brave t... / Continue →
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Knowing that Christopher Walken is just "in disguise" for his role as Wilbur in Hairspray doesn't make the sight of his bare legs any less haunting. Source... / Continue →
