Aug 28 2006Til'Death, Van Damme Vows, He Will Make Crap
One sign I look for that always indicates a good movie is when the protagonist is shot in the head and in a coma by the halfway point. If that happens, you know you're really in for a cinematic treat.
Such is the case with Jean-Claude Van Damme's newest masterwork. First I thought the title of this shitcake was 'Til Death, which made a certain degree of sense. This trailer tells me it's Til'Death, which makes less sense. And I really don't know what Van Damme's doing with his look here. It's kind of a Fonzie/Bevery Hills 90210 thing. At least until the coma requires the removal of his sideburns.
It's without a doubt the best trailer I've seen all month.
Reader Comments
1. LB - August 29, 2006 5:01 AM
Damnnn, he got old.
Anyway, I don't quite get the movie idea. It just looks like a bunch of clips from previous episodes so inserted to remind those of us with an attention span of 4 seconds (i.e. most of us) about the happenings on last week's episode.
Speaking of, new season of Prisonbreak? Hey hey hey (in you know who's voice).
2. lohanjob - August 29, 2006 10:23 AM
The only thing keeping this from being the greatest movie all time is a Steven Segal cameo.
3. uni'tard - August 29, 2006 1:18 PM
Jean-Claude Van Damme makes me feel nice
4. dogwelder - September 3, 2006 9:05 AM
Just what the world's been clamoring for- an action remake of Regarding Henry.