August 28, 2006
Til'Death, Van Damme Vows, He Will Make Crap
One sign I look for that always indicates a good movie is when the protagonist is shot in the head and in a coma by the halfway point. If that happens, you know you're really in for a cinematic treat.
Such is the case with Jean-Claude Van Damme's newest masterwork. First I thought the title of this shitcake was 'Til Death, which made a certain degree of sense. This trailer tells me it's Til'Death, which makes less sense. And I really don't know what Van Damme's doing with his look here. It's kind of a Fonzie/Bevery Hills 90210 thing. At least until the coma requires the removal of his sideburns.
It's without a doubt the best trailer I've seen all month.
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Comments
1. Posted by LB on August 29, 2006 5:01 AM
Damnnn, he got old.
Anyway, I don't quite get the movie idea. It just looks like a bunch of clips from previous episodes so inserted to remind those of us with an attention span of 4 seconds (i.e. most of us) about the happenings on last week's episode.
Speaking of, new season of Prisonbreak? Hey hey hey (in you know who's voice).
2. Posted by lohanjob on August 29, 2006 10:23 AM
The only thing keeping this from being the greatest movie all time is a Steven Segal cameo.
3. Posted by uni'tard on August 29, 2006 1:18 PM
Jean-Claude Van Damme makes me feel nice
4. Posted by dogwelder on September 3, 2006 9:05 AM
Just what the world's been clamoring for- an action remake of Regarding Henry.