One sign I look for that always indicates a good movie is when the protagonist is shot in the head and in a coma by the halfway point. If that happens, you know you're really in for a cinematic treat.
Such is the case with Jean-Claude Van Damme's newest masterwork. First I thought the title of this shitcake was 'Til Death, which made a certain degree of sense. This trailer tells me it's Til'Death, which makes less sense. And I really don't know what Van Damme's doing with his look here. It's kind of a Fonzie/Bevery Hills 90210 thing. At least until the coma requires the removal of his sideburns.
It's without a doubt the best trailer I've seen all month.
Born from a muddy CGI womb cradled amid Ghosts of Mars, 300, and a Sega CD cutscene from Sewer Shark, Riddick returns Vin Diesel to his role as a muscle-bound mole-man and drops him on a desolate, entirely Vin Diesel-colored planet. There, both bounty hunters and the even more ... / Continue →
Dancing birds. A dog's hindquarters uninterrupted by the puckered flesh of biological necessity. Have an unnecessarily loud, prolonged look at both these things with the first teaser for Blue Sky Studios' Rio 2.... / Continue →
After years wasted falling in love with time travelers and forgetting who she's in love with, Rachel McAdams has at last found her one true high-concept romance in About Time. The film stars Brendan Gleeson's son Domhnall--better known as Bill Weasley--as a young man whose fath... / Continue →