Aug 4 2006The Wicker Man Pictures Torturing Cage
The Wicker Man remake marketing team is finally giving up on trying to look like they'll actually do the original any justice. The campaign is now centered around showcasing the torture of Nicolas Cage. They've got new images of him jammed in a cage, pinned to the ground, and, of course, being ravaged by bees.
They still don't make me want to see the movie, but they do make me terrified of bee attack.
See more, some possibly spoiler-laden, here.
Reader Comments
1. uni'tard - August 4, 2006 1:21 PM
bees you say? i thought he was just spazzing out in the middle of the field.
2. andrewthezeppo - August 4, 2006 3:58 PM
This remake makes me really sad, the original is perfect in every way...especially Britt Eckland slapping her naked ass and singing the dumbest song you've ever heard...until you hear the song where the kids ties may pole strings around their waist and hump the air.
"And on that branch there was a nest, and of that nest there was a bird and from that bird there came an egg"