August 21, 2006
The Prestige One-Sheet (In the style of a sexy thriller)

Christopher Nolan's new film, The Prestige, may be about magicians, but the poster sure isn't all smoke and mirrors! Ha-ha! Actually, a fairly large portion of it is smoke. And I can't figure out why they'd sell a movie with an awesome trailer like it has as if it were a Basic Instinct sequel. Given this poster, I assume Hugh Jackman is playing a hotshot detective hot on the trail of Christian Bale, a young attorney who may be a little too perfect for Scarlett Johansson (because he's also a murderer!).
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Comments
1. Posted by andrewthezeppo on August 21, 2006 10:42 AM
how does Scarlet keep getting work? She's sucks so much...did anybody else see Scoop or the Island? Good lord she should be shot.