August 3, 2006
The First Six Minutes of The Illusionist
Want the experience of sneaking into a theater early, then immediately getting kicked out? Then watch the first six minutes of The Illusionist, now available at Yahoo. It's the ultimate cocktease for the Illusionist horny; the trailer equivalent of the quick backseat handjob that never reaches completion. And the first half of the handjob is wasted with just music and the names of the people who worked on the handjob, with no actual handjobbing, and you wonder why they didn't give you a better six minutes of the handjob that might make you want the rest of the handjob more.
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Comments
1. Posted by uni'tard on August 3, 2006 12:41 PM
it was so-so. overly dramatic for something i had no idea what was going on.
2. Posted by Sebastian De La Ghetto on August 3, 2006 2:57 PM
my thoughts exactly. the phrase "Oh God" popped into my head halfway into it.
3. Posted by Zapp Brannigan on August 4, 2006 7:08 AM
If this was supposed to sell the movie, then it failed with me.
4. Posted by Praz on August 4, 2006 3:53 PM
Why did they turn Jessica Biel into Duckface?