The First Six Minutes of The Illusionist
August 3, 2006 Comments
Want the experience of sneaking into a theater early, then immediately getting kicked out? Then watch the first six minutes of The Illusionist, now available at Yahoo. It's the ultimate cocktease for the Illusionist horny; the trailer equivalent of the quick backseat handjob that never reaches completion. And the first half of the handjob is wasted with just music and the names of the people who worked on the handjob, with no actual handjobbing, and you wonder why they didn't give you a better six minutes of the handjob that might make you want the rest of the handjob more.