Aug 29 2006Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Poster

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The new poster for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning teaches that proper chainsaw maintenance doesn't begin with oil and chain replacement--it begins with hugs. This poster is only slightly better than my idea of a Classic Concentration-style rebus with a drawing of leather + a face.

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1. FernLaplante - August 30, 2006 7:12 AM

That chainsaw is ridiculously phallic. It radiates from his leathercrotch, up through his stroking hands and culminates in a mushroom shaped tip. Are we supposed to be turned on by him?

2. Darth Dingleberry - August 30, 2006 12:36 PM

if he keeps it up he's gonna go blind

3. uni'tard - August 31, 2006 9:49 AM

chainsaw penis?

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