August 29, 2006
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Poster
The new poster for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning teaches that proper chainsaw maintenance doesn't begin with oil and chain replacement--it begins with hugs. This poster is only slightly better than my idea of a Classic Concentration-style rebus with a drawing of leather + a face.
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Comments
1. Posted by FernLaplante on August 30, 2006 7:12 AM
That chainsaw is ridiculously phallic. It radiates from his leathercrotch, up through his stroking hands and culminates in a mushroom shaped tip. Are we supposed to be turned on by him?
2. Posted by Darth Dingleberry on August 30, 2006 12:36 PM
if he keeps it up he's gonna go blind
3. Posted by uni'tard on August 31, 2006 9:49 AM
chainsaw penis?