Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Poster

August 29, 2006 Comments

The new poster for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning teaches that proper chainsaw maintenance doesn't begin with oil and chain replacement--it begins with hugs. This poster is only slightly better than my idea of a Classic Concentration-style rebus with a drawing of leather + a face.

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