Aug 15 2006Saw III Teaser Exists

In case you care and couldn't get the Video Detective link to work, Youtube has posted the teaser for the questionably-anticipated Saw III and boy is it sure there. I checked. Did I watch it? No. I preferred to watch my Uncle Ben's Rice Bowl cook instead, because when it comes to old men with single-minded dedication to an ideal, I'll take Ben and his affordable meals over Tobin Bell and his tricycle puppet anyday. At any rate, Saw III opens in October, I'm assuming, and stars some hungry direct-to-video actors and the less hot chick from Starship Troopers. The one with those weird earlobe-shaped boobs. God, Paul Verhoeven movies are disgusting.

Reader Comments
1. uni'tard - August 15, 2006 12:09 PM
strange. this post coincided with one of youtube's maintenance shutdowns.
i guess i won't be watching it either.
2. Riothag - August 15, 2006 3:32 PM
I kinda agree but have you seen the posters?
If the movie is as good as the posters, then I'm excited.
http://journals.aol.com/summermovieblog/summer-movie-releases/entries/2006/08/15/exclusive-saw-iii-blood-drive-poster-no.-2/385?ncid=AOLMOV00050000000024
3. andrewthezeppo - August 16, 2006 1:32 PM
That trailer was so lame, I saw it before "The Descent" the other night (which was great until the lame as hell ending).
they also showed one for a new movie with Buffy...but not Buffy cause her hair is brown...she still hot though.
4. manpantsman - August 21, 2006 1:27 PM
I HAVE A LARGE PENIS!!!