Aug 10 2006Make Your Own Grease!
There's only one thing that would make Grease any better. No, not more music. It's if you got to choose the cast! And you can, thanks to NBC's midseason entry You're The One That We Want. Contestants compete for roles on a Broadway revival of the show, which viewers can then vote on to decide the leads. After the parts are cast, America makes one final decision to never see the terrible version of Grease they cast with morons.

Reader Comments
1. Pat - August 10, 2006 8:57 AM
As if reality shows themselves didn't make life hard enough for actors already, now they're making a show about taking real actor's jobs, and in the process taking more real actor's jobs.
But now I get to DECIDE who irritates me with this overrated and usually annoying musical. Huzzah!
2. andrewthezeppo - August 10, 2006 1:11 PM
they did this in england with The Sound of Music, stage actors held a massive protest to complain about it...they said it was unprofessional and degrading.
3. uni'tard - August 10, 2006 6:42 PM
And that's why we're doing it in America!
4. manpantsman - August 21, 2006 2:05 PM
Grease. Did anyone find the song in the end of the first movie as hilarious as I did? That's right, kids. YET ANOTHER SONG ABOUT MASTURBATION! Jesus fuck. When will they learn?