Jackie Chan/Jet Li Team-Up Nearly Ready
August 2, 2006 Comments
Freddy vs. Jason, Alien vs. Predator, Batman vs. Superman, Penis vs. Vagina, and now Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li as the two kung fu cinema legends will finally share the the screen pending approval of a script, proving that if enough nerds keep talking about a fictional showdown, someone will eventually make it. Says Jack Chan:
All the hurdles have been overcome. The only problem left is the script. We need a script that he approves and I approve. If that goes well, shooting will start in March or April in Shanghai.
Luckily, I think I've got just the script for them. It starts with Jet Li fighting some guys, sometimes in slow motion. Eventually, Jackie Chan also fights some guys, but he hits some of them with kitchen appliances or other goofy things. Later, they team up to fight some more guys, leading up to a final fight with a blackbelt drug lord that killed some of their relatives. The last half hour is cuddling.