Aug 25 2006Children of Men, Poster of Fetus

The new movie Children of Men shows us what a mistake it was to let women get jobs. First it's wanting to work, then it's wanting to control their childbirthin', then it's losing the biological ability to reproduce, starring Clive Owen, Julianne Moore, and Michael Caine. In this new poster, we also see the mistake in the pro-life argument: an early human fetus is basically a cocktail shrimp with ears. Let's face it, life doesn't start until you've tried the appetizer sampler at Applebee's. Dee-lish.

Reader Comments
1. Praz - August 25, 2006 9:12 AM
We'll call them "popplers."
Wait, is this a sequel to that Schwarzenegger movie "Junior?"
2. lohanjob - August 25, 2006 11:48 AM
I would love to see someone try to make the Applebees argument in a Supreme Court case... it's a shame that Johnny Cochran is no longer with us, he could have pulled it off.
3. SG - August 26, 2006 4:26 PM
What gets viewers more pumped up for a movie than a photo-shopped fetus? Nothing! I mean, I don't know about you guys, but babies + Julianne Moore has always been a winning combination for me. Now if they could only get Hugh Grant and Tom Arnold in this...
4. uni'tard - August 29, 2006 2:09 PM
i saw the trailer for this and it looked good at first. but then it went past frame five... and it progresively made me less and less interested