August 21, 2006
Bug Trailer -- Gross!
When a beautiful waitress at a backwoods bar falls for the obvious seductions of a creepy-looking hilljack, he somehow shoots some bugs* into her during or after intercourse in the trailer for William Friedkin's Bug. Unless the bugs were just in the hotel room; I'm really not sure what was going on most of the time. But trust me when I say that eventually Ashey Judd and friends get plagued with an infestation of bugs under their skin. Despite boasting a poster swiped from Saw, the Chicago Tribune is saying Bug is "one of the most disturbing horror movies imaginable." Meanwhile, Pete Doherty is saying, "Yeah, I hate it when bugs get under your skin and you can't get them out."
*not a euphemism for sperm.
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Comments
1. Posted by Hollus on August 22, 2006 7:29 AM
This is gonna be great.. I can't wait to see when it inadvertently becomes Slither (sans Fillion, unfortunately).
2. Posted by andrewthezeppo on August 22, 2006 3:19 PM
What's happening to this site? Its getting to the point where I have to struggle to understand the writing...did you pass 9th grade english?