Jul 7 2006The Illusionist Trailer
This is no illusion (wink)-- the trailer for The Illusionist has been released on AOL Movies. In the preview, a renowned illusionist (Edward Norton) and a fetching princess (Jessica Biel) fall for each other when he uses her as a volunteer in his act. It's basically like when a woman becomes infatuated with her rapist. Or maybe it's nothing like that, and my levels of respect for magic and rape are just very similar.
Reader Comments
1. Proteon - July 7, 2006 11:39 AM
From Apple to AOL.
What fucking ever.
2. andrewthezeppo - July 7, 2006 9:37 PM
Man, Jessica Biel is so hot, I don't know why everybody is so hung up on Alba...Biel's curves put Alba to shame
3. Pat - July 8, 2006 10:26 AM
#2: Nice try, Jessica, but even masquerading as someone else who thinks you're hotter than Jessica Alba will not make one person think you are. Because it is simply not true.
4. Oldboy - July 8, 2006 11:00 PM
I saw it a few days ago, advanced screening.
Norton and Biel were childhood sweethearts, but were separated due to social standards. Years later, she is engaged to a Prince and he is a successful magician, and they meet again at the scene when she's in the red robe, he asks for an audience member and the prince sends her.