Jul 21 2006Teenage Mutant Teaser Trailer
The classic 80's phenomenon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has been re-imagined as a grittier, computer-generated movie for a new generation, and you can watch the first teaser online to see what it's like. After some questionable sequels to the original film and cartoon series, seeing the trailer reminded me why I loved the Turtles so much in the first place: because I was a stupid little shit that liked anything with the word "ninja" in it.
Reader Comments
1. Pat - July 21, 2006 9:16 AM
dug the trailer.
2. uni'tard - July 21, 2006 9:45 AM
is the younger generation too lazy to go out and rent the originals or something?
turtles sprinting and doing multiple backflips across rooftops. kind of... anticharacter.
3. Proteon - July 21, 2006 11:30 AM
Who on earth would have thought that this "long awaited" sequel would find Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo and Libido working for STEVE JOBS!?!?
4. Average - July 21, 2006 11:31 AM
"because I was a stupid little shit that liked anything with the word "ninja" in it"
its *so* funny because its *so* true...
5. Praz - July 21, 2006 4:52 PM
Too bad I'm such a whore for CGI.
Are there going to be any evil mutants in this movie?
6. I'm in the nude for love scoo ba di booo salami - July 21, 2006 8:43 PM
There's something wrong with the world when there are more CG movies out there than normal movies. Don't get me wrong, I love CG, I'm in the business, but I just don't want to see Tom Cruise working at my local 7-11. I don't think I'd be able to restrain myself from punching him in the face, then buggering him.