July 24, 2006
Iron Man to Fight Mandarin, Possibly While Resembling This
Hey, Iron Fans! Here's a teaser poster for Jon Favreau's Iron Man movie. He says it's not the final design for the suit, and I'm glad. I say if you call it "Iron Man" you dress him like the Iron Man guys from ESPN 2. Just a tank top, shorts, 80 pounds of excess fat, and the shameful expression of knowing you routinely train yourself to competitively lift slot machines in a wheelbarrow.
Also the villain of the film is going to be Mandarin. You know, the Chinese guy with all the magic rings. Not the one on the subway, though.
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Comments
1. Posted by andrewthezeppo on July 24, 2006 3:18 PM
I really hope those rumors of Tom Cruise wanting to do this are false....I know the guy only makes like one movie a year....but it some how always turns it into a 4 month spectacle of annoyance
2. Posted by uni'tard on July 24, 2006 6:18 PM
he's fighting a citris fruit?
3. Posted by Hollus on July 25, 2006 1:40 PM
No, I'm pretty sure he's fighting the guy who taught Lamont Cranston how to cloud men's minds.
4. Posted by Gibby on July 26, 2006 2:27 PM
The Mandarin???!!?
They haven't shot a single frame and already this movie is half of what I thought it was going to be. Titanium Man, Crimson Dynamo, MODOK, and they pick Mandarin.
Yes, I'm a geek. What about it?
5. Posted by Gibby on July 26, 2006 2:28 PM
The Mandarin???!!?
They haven't shot a single frame and already this movie is half of what I thought it was going to be. Titanium Man, Crimson Dynamo, MODOK, and they pick Mandarin.
Yes, I'm a geek. What about it?