Iron Man to Fight Mandarin, Possibly While Resembling This

July 24, 2006 Comments

Hey, Iron Fans! Here's a teaser poster for Jon Favreau's Iron Man movie. He says it's not the final design for the suit, and I'm glad. I say if you call it "Iron Man" you dress him like the Iron Man guys from ESPN 2. Just a tank top, shorts, 80 pounds of excess fat, and the shameful expression of knowing you routinely train yourself to competitively lift slot machines in a wheelbarrow.

Also the villain of the film is going to be Mandarin. You know, the Chinese guy with all the magic rings. Not the one on the subway, though.

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