Jul 24 2006Employee of the Month Trailer
Dane Cook, I hate you, but you're in this movie with Jessica Simpson, so I have to assume it will be a respectable, critically praised film. In Employee of the Month, the Cook-man tries to woo the lovely Ms. Simpson by taking the coveted titular award from star emloyee Dax Shepard.
I'll tell you right now, if it were that easy to get a woman to date you, I'd have definitely had a job or dated a woman at some point in my life. You need more than an employee of the month star on your record to date a woman. I've found most want oral hygiene and a degree of respect beyond name recognition. For a lone wolf like me, they might as well be asking for an engagement ring.
Reader Comments
1. andrewthezeppo - July 24, 2006 3:24 PM
Hey Dane Cook, Ryan Reynolds called he wants his DNA back.
ps I just found out Dane Cook is like 34, now his schtick just seems sad
2. Praz - July 24, 2006 3:54 PM
Who the hell are these guys?
And why is there only one funny moment in the entire trailer?
And OH GOD WHY IS JESSICA SIMPSON ALLOWED TO ACT?
3. uni'tard - July 24, 2006 6:20 PM
seeing as how i work in a walmart-type store, i think i may find this movie hitting home.
and also seeing as how i work in a walmart-type store, i might actually kill myself before this movie premiers.
darn.
4. nice breasts - September 7, 2007 11:50 PM
Well jessica simpson has nice breasts so its all good