July 13, 2006
DOA: Dead or Alive Stills
I still find it unbelievable that they're making a movie out of the fighting (and occasionally beach volleyball) game Dead or Alive, so I constantly remind myself with these images. Almost to the point where I'm hurting myself. But not quite.
More under the cut.
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Comments
1. Posted by Darth Dingleberry on July 13, 2006 12:36 PM
Just when you think hollywood cant turn out a bigger turd that last weeks previous turd...BAM...they hot you over the face with another steaming pile of crap
2. Posted by ElFurbe on July 13, 2006 1:06 PM
This will certainly not be a cinematic masterpiece or some sort of genre-defining seminal movie experience, but I don't think a movie featuring Devon Aoki, Sarah Carter, Natassia Malthe, Jaime Pressly and Holly Valance fighting each other and playing beach volleyball can miss. I suppose if you're expecting some sort of "plot" or "dialog" or something like that you may be disappointed. I'd go into this expecting to see a lot of bouncing boobs. Also, some bikini-clad asses. I don't consider that such a bad thing, really.
3. Posted by Darth Dingleberry on July 13, 2006 1:17 PM
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I suppose if you're expecting some sort of "plot" or "dialog" or something like that you may be disappointed. I'd go into this expecting to see a lot of bouncing boobs. Also, some bikini-clad asses. I don't consider that such a bad thing, really.
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See, I dont mind a movie with chicks with huge boobs in thongs running around. But im sure as hell not going to a movie theatre and paying 12 bucks for a ticket to watch it when I can watch it for free on cinemanx and spank off to it in the comfort of my own home.
4. Posted by ScriptRadar on July 13, 2006 1:48 PM
Best. movie. ever. $100 million first weekend. Guaranteed. Chicks in bikinis doing kung-fu? Bring it.
5. Posted by Praz on July 13, 2006 2:32 PM
Dingleberry has a good point: if a movie has no plot and I'm just watching it for the women, then it better damn well have some nudity.
6. Posted by edb87 on July 14, 2006 12:51 AM
Am I the only one that played the DOA series on here? If you remember correctly, the games had no story either. So this may become the most accurate game-to-move translation ever.
7. Posted by LB on July 14, 2006 6:14 AM
That first picture under the cut with the chick holding the volleyball more or less sold a ticket to me.
Which is sad.
And yeah, the game is badass, but isn't there some kind of story? Like... there was the clone chick, and then... th eninja guy... and... her brother?
I dunno.
8. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on July 14, 2006 9:45 AM
Hey, if we can see "Snakes on a Plane", we can see Volleyball Kung Fu Hotties...
9. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on July 14, 2006 9:47 AM
Hey, I think my title is better!...
10. Posted by ataa on March 2, 2007 6:16 AM
please send me the Halle wallace's pictures