Jun 19 2006Zoom One-Sheet
Pretending that The Incredibles and Sky High don't exist, Zoom explores the idea of common folks with super powers in an easy-to-watch, family-friendly form. From what I can decipher from the poster, what sets this one apart is that it's got Tim Allen, this fat kid with a big fist, and the rarely seen, partially-invisible Hanson brother. God made his lower half invisible to help him fight temptations of the flesh, while the other three were able to do so simply by never hitting puberty.
Reader Comments
1. Praz - June 19, 2006 10:11 AM
Sadly, this sorry knock-off will probably rake in a ton of cash just like those stupid Spy Kids movies did.
2. Proteon - June 19, 2006 10:40 AM
Tim Allen looks like Scott Bakula.
3. superman5150 - June 19, 2006 11:57 AM
Why would they erase Tim Allen's goatee from the poster? And that kid with the fist has been in like 10 Tim Allen movies.
4. MissyDra - June 19, 2006 12:44 PM
You know, I have always said that we need more lameass kids-as-superheros movies.
5. 1-Ton - June 19, 2006 7:45 PM
It's a good thing that they wrote "5 Tons" on that thing the girl is holding over her head. Else, I may no thave guessed that it was a really heavy object, or that her power was super-strength.