Jun 9 2006Transformers Teaser Poster

In the new teaser poster for Michael Bay's Transformers, the sinister eye of a Decepticon overlooks the earth. So he'll see if you start masturbating to it, nerds.

In the new teaser poster for Michael Bay's Transformers, the sinister eye of a Decepticon overlooks the earth. So he'll see if you start masturbating to it, nerds.
Reader Comments
1. sinbad - June 9, 2006 10:41 AM
Umm...actually, that's the Autobot logo. I would expect a fanboy like you to know the difference.
2. Monkey - June 9, 2006 12:37 PM
I just came like 27 times.
3. bamanvinnie - June 9, 2006 12:43 PM
I'm scared of this movie. On what planet was it decided that "Transformers" would make a good live action film. Unless we discover its being targeted to young children, and masturbatory fans
4. Praz - June 9, 2006 5:30 PM
At least it can't be worse than a live-action "Casper," "Richie Rich," or "Garfield." Can it?
5. Triumph Insult Dog - June 12, 2006 11:33 AM
If this movie was a piece of crap, I wouldn't be a bit suprised!
Hollywood has created so much crap that you can fertilize the South American jungle!...
6. andrewthezeppo - June 12, 2006 2:22 PM
um, what am I supposed to be looking at? Is this like an ink-blot test where if you can identify it you're too nerdy to make friends?
7. Psyn - June 15, 2006 12:38 AM
goodness gracious people. Calm down. So far, all signs point to this being a good movie. Lets reserve all judgement until, at the very least, a normal trailer gets released (I'd say wait for the teaser but I know that teaser will probably be just as confirming as this poster). And if it looks good still then see the movie! If it's awesome then I'll be sneering at all who have doubted. If it sucks, and chances are it might, then I'll be on the forums with many of you people complaining about it.