Jun 14 2006The Wicker Man Poster
I really like the original Wicker Man, but the poster for the remake just doesn't sell the cool, creepy, pagan parts of the movie and instead makes it look like it's just The Omen with a girl. If they're just going to run some shitty photo through a bunch of Photoshop filters, they could at least have the decency to put some lens flares on her glowing eyes. It only seems logical.
Spoiler Alert! This poster completely ruins the part where Nicolas Cage get a beehive beard.
Reader Comments
1. grfxho - June 14, 2006 3:04 PM
For a moment there, I thought the girl's name was Nicholas Cage. A very poorly designed poster.
2. andrewthezeppo - June 14, 2006 4:39 PM
Every time I think of this movie, and Nick Cage staring in it I throw up in my mouth a little bit.
The orriginal is brilliant, wonderful, creepy and a whole lot of fun.
If this movie doesn't contain a plup british girl slapping her naked ass, or a group of children tied to May Pole strings and humping the air while singing about eggs I'm going to be so pissed.