The Wicker Man Trailer
In yet another attempt to make it look like Nicolas Cage has hair, the trailer for The Wicker Man has been released. A sherriff (Cage) investigates the disappearance of a young girl on an island and ends up discovering that the inhabitants are practicing strange pagan rituals. If you're a fan of the original 1973 classic, prepare to be vastly disappointed. Scientology has really made pagan rituals look tame. Burning a giant wicker effigy isn't that weird compared to a lot of things Tom Cruise has been doing. Also, due to budget constraints, all the scenes involving the wicker man were shot using a stack of baskets in a Pier 1. It comes off as surprisingly believable if you ignore the middle-aged woman haggling over the price of scented candles.