June 8, 2006
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Trailer
Soon, you'll be able to see the origins of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning--until then, enjoy the trailer. It's only viewable between the hours of 10pm and 4am (EST?), so prepare for it to cut into your hooker time. From the looks of the trailer, this one's going to try to answer a lot of questions about the original horror classic, only to fail miserably. For example, what in the family's history caused them to brutally murder some young friends? Answer: Because they brutally murdered some other kids before that, in what looks like the same plot. Or the long asked question: Did the murderous family invent that tacky lawn ornament where it looks like a cowboy is leaning against something. Answer: Yes.
I had a hard time getting any to load besides the "medium" one, so that's my advice for viewing.
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Comments
1. Posted by Joshua on June 8, 2006 12:20 PM
Texas chainsaw massacre. The previous ones never really did anything for me. But I'm hopefull that this 87th entry will be spectacular.
2. Posted by jonny18 on March 2, 2007 9:47 AM
jonny18