Jun 28 2006Spider-Man 3 Teaser Officially Released

After the link went down for the bootlegged Spider-Man 3 teaser trailer, I went about recreating it on the street, you know, really bring it to the people. Things didn't go well. It turns out covering yourself in black make-up can be mistaken for another types of performance. Also, if you're covered head-to-toe in make-up, don't start tossing sand around. It seemed like it would be a good way to imitate the part where Sandman drops on the street, but you'll find that most of that sand is going to stick to you and get in your crotch and mouth. Luckily, the folks at Sony have done the courtesy of posting a high-quality, authorized version, bringing an end to my one day one-man show. It's a shame, too, because I think I really nailed the part where Peter Parker makes out with Mary Jane. And I know one homeless gentleman who agreed whole-heartedly.

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