Spider-Man 3 Teaser Leaked

June 27, 2006 Comments

If you can't wait to see the Spider-Man 3 teaser trailer before Superman Returns, some trusty bootleggers have videotaped it and posted it online here.

Treating it like a sexual experience, I figured it wouldn't last long and took some photo proof. The Spider-Man shots are under the cut. Pictures of my sexual experiences are already on the Internet, keywords: small, pathetic, weeping, horses.

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