June 1, 2006
Hard Candy Poster

The new poster for Hard Candy, the story of a 14-year-old girl's attempt to seduce and expose a pedophile she meets on the Internet, really captures the spirit and plot of the film in a single image. The only thing that's missing is Chris Hansen and the rest of the Dateline: To Catch a Predator crew. Has anyone else been watching this thing? On the one hand, it frightens and disgusts me to know there are these creeps out there, but at the same time, seeing them on television is reassuring. You can tell what to look for. Outdated glasses, sleeveless shirts, and creepy facial hair don't necessarily make someone a pedophile, but they're clearly good indicators of that "pedophile style."
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Comments
1. Posted by superman5150 on June 1, 2006 10:34 AM
Am I from the future? I've already seen this movie twice. Hold your genitals tightly. Not because of the hot/sexy subject matter, but for the climax...also not from the hot/sexy subject matter
2. Posted by BarryAllen on June 1, 2006 2:26 PM
Ellen Page was awesome as Kitty Pryde :)
3. Posted by FernLaplante on June 2, 2006 10:10 AM
I'm confused. Wasn't this: http://tinyurl.com/ks6cc the poster from this movie came out 2 months ago? Are they re-releasing it or did Chicago get it much earlier than everyone else?
4. Posted by shifty on June 3, 2006 4:44 AM
Wasn't this movie released over a month ago?
Next you'll be telling us about the new poster for Gone With The Wind.
5. Posted by saif3eblink on June 3, 2006 6:21 PM
Maybe they will re-release it so people who missed it can see Kitty Pryde castrate people.
6. Posted by andrewthezeppo on June 5, 2006 6:47 PM
Yeah, I live in freaking Minnesota and I saw the movie over a month ago.
Also, is that even Ellen Page? it looks nothing like her.
Kitty did kick ass though
7. Posted by andrewthezeppo on June 5, 2006 6:48 PM
oh, and I love that they put Sandrah Oh's name on the poster...because she had 2 lines, and no involvement in the plot.