Jun 9 2006Clerks 2 Posters
Some posters for Kevin Smith's Clerks 2 were released, and man are they terrible. What is with these different colored fiery backgrounds? And such clever taglines. "Always Open." Get it? They're speaking about both the fast food place the movie is set in and her vagina. I don't know how they missed putting "get ready for the second cumming" at the bottom. They must be saving that for Clerks 3.
See two other less sexy (but equally clever) versions after the jump.
Reader Comments
1. Proteon - June 9, 2006 8:12 AM
I called it - I'm still calling it. Mediocrity is a sin.
2. Praz - June 9, 2006 5:27 PM
I heard this movie did really well at Cannes.
Plus, Rosario Dawson's ass is out of this world.
3. JFetch - June 9, 2006 6:21 PM
It got an 8 minute standing ovation at Cannes. The fire is there for a reason. I won't spoil it, but trust me.
4. happy_bunny - June 9, 2006 10:09 PM
The original Clerks was overrated too.
Yeah, I said it.
5. Zapp Brannigan - June 10, 2006 2:02 PM
Ever notice that guys who are really into Kevin Smith's flicks... look like Kevin Smith? Hmmm......
6. Joshua - June 11, 2006 6:04 PM
Hopefully it's good but I'm not holding my breath after seeing the trailer.
7. Triumph Insult Dog - June 12, 2006 11:30 AM
YUUUMMMMY!!! I still remember her naked in Alexander. She's worth the movie ticket alone...
8. DaveBenner - June 12, 2006 12:07 PM
That ass . . . good lord.