June 9, 2006
Clerks 2 Posters
Some posters for Kevin Smith's Clerks 2 were released, and man are they terrible. What is with these different colored fiery backgrounds? And such clever taglines. "Always Open." Get it? They're speaking about both the fast food place the movie is set in and her vagina. I don't know how they missed putting "get ready for the second cumming" at the bottom. They must be saving that for Clerks 3.
See two other less sexy (but equally clever) versions after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by Proteon on June 9, 2006 8:12 AM
I called it - I'm still calling it. Mediocrity is a sin.
2. Posted by Praz on June 9, 2006 5:27 PM
I heard this movie did really well at Cannes.
Plus, Rosario Dawson's ass is out of this world.
3. Posted by JFetch on June 9, 2006 6:21 PM
It got an 8 minute standing ovation at Cannes. The fire is there for a reason. I won't spoil it, but trust me.
4. Posted by happy_bunny on June 9, 2006 10:09 PM
The original Clerks was overrated too.
Yeah, I said it.
5. Posted by Zapp Brannigan on June 10, 2006 2:02 PM
Ever notice that guys who are really into Kevin Smith's flicks... look like Kevin Smith? Hmmm......
6. Posted by Joshua on June 11, 2006 6:04 PM
Hopefully it's good but I'm not holding my breath after seeing the trailer.
7. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on June 12, 2006 11:30 AM
YUUUMMMMY!!! I still remember her naked in Alexander. She's worth the movie ticket alone...
8. Posted by DaveBenner on June 12, 2006 12:07 PM
That ass . . . good lord.