June 4, 2006 - June 10, 2006 Archives
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In the new teaser poster for Michael Bay's Transformers, the sinister eye of a Decepticon overlooks the earth. So he'll see if you start masturbating to it, nerds. Source... / Continue →
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A new 20-something angst dramedy The Last Kiss has a teaser online at the freshly opened zachbraff.com, or as I'm calling it, "heaven." The movie stars Jacinda Barrett, The O.C.'s Rachel Bilson, Casey Affleck, and Zach Braff at his Zach Braffiest. If making awkward looks to h... / Continue →
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The title says it all. They're making a reality show about some cats in a house: Ten felines, picked from animal shelters nationwide, will live in a New York house to vie — a la "Big Brother" or "Survivor" — for a grand prize, in this instance an executive-level job with Meow M... / Continue →
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Some posters for Kevin Smith's Clerks 2 were released, and man are they terrible. What is with these different colored fiery backgrounds? And such clever taglines. "Always Open." Get it? They're speaking about both the fast food place the movie is set in and her vagina. I... / Continue →
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Soon, you'll be able to see the origins of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning--until then, enjoy the trailer. It's only viewable between the hours of 10pm and 4am (EST?), so prepare for it to cut into your hooker time. From the looks of the ... / Continue →
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Donald Trump is planning to expand further into the television market with a new reality program based on the board game Monopoly. He'll begin with a monopoly on strange hairstyles: Real estate mogul Donald Trump is developing a new reality series based on the classic board gam... / Continue →
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Scoop, a serial killer-mystery-romance-comedy starring Scarlett Johansson and Hugh Jackman, now has a trailer online, and it has informed me this film is apparently from "the director of Match Point," whoever that may have been. What's that unknown young upstart's name? Woody... / Continue →
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Continuing the task of giving Superman Returns enough posters to wallpaper your home with, another one has been released. The solemn image makes a perfect cover to any poster-size accidental pregnancy pamphlets you have laying around. Without covers. Source... / Continue →
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In yet another attempt to make it look like Nicolas Cage has hair, the trailer for The Wicker Man has been released. A sherriff (Cage) investigates the disappearance of a young girl on an island and ends up discovering that the inhabitants are practicing strange pagan rituals.... / Continue →
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A fella working at a film company, whose job is to search the MPAA's title registry for conflicts, has found some titles that seem to imply the possibility of a Snakes on a Plane sequel. Here's the list: Snakes on a Boat Snakes on a Train Snakes on a Plane 2 More Snakes on a Pl... / Continue →
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If you liked Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles, you'll love him as reggae artist Bob Marley. Or at least that's the hope of filmmakers who have cast him in the role for an upcoming biopic: Jamie Foxx is set to play Bob Marley in a new biopic focusing on the reggae icon's early life. ... / Continue →
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If something inside you desired another Halloween movie, allow yourself a brief moment of excitement. It was announced that Rob Zombie, director of House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects, will write and direct a new version of the classic: I think the story and the situa... / Continue →
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Speed Racing is about to get pseudo-philosophical! According to an informant for IGN, the Wachowski Brothers, made famous for their Matrix Trilogy, may next take-on a live-action adaptation of the anime series Speed Racer. Larry and Andy Wachowski, the creative force behind The... / Continue →
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The second trailer has been released for Little Miss Sunshine, the story of a family's attempt at getting their young daughter to a beauty pageant, and it makes the dark comedy look even better than the first one did. And it's not just because I'm a convicted child sex-offende... / Continue →
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In an interview with the popular hypothetical periodical iF Magazine, Spider-Man 3 producer Avi Arad confirmed that there will be four villains in the upcoming superhero film: iF: There are four villains this time, Venom, Sandman, and Green Goblin and when is the fourth going to... / Continue →
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When some unscrupulous men cheat on Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslett, they decide to take a holiday by switching homes, leaving the American Diaz in England, and English Winslett in the States. While in the other's homeland, the two meet new mates, proving you can love someone w... / Continue →
