Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Trailer
When the thrill of fawning over your Johnny Depp poster wears off, take a look at the trailer to Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. The film sees the return of stars Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, and Keira Knightley, but I've got a feeling the main draw for many is going to be this fella with the octopus for a head. Through the captaining of a ship and playing a piano with his tentacles, he creates a strong role model and provides some interesting employment ideas for those of us who grew up under power lines.
If you're in need of another Pirates of the Caribbean film--one with far fewer Orlando Blooms, Keira Knightleys, and Bill Nighy: hey, there's that now, and there's a new trailer that shows off all the pirates, adventure, mermaids, and Keith Richards-has-a-face-like-a-beat-up-ni... / Continue →
Those Caribbean-based Pirates are back! Well, not all of them. But those deemed essential within the film's budget (Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Keith Richards) are back, as are new pirates Penelope Cruz and Ian McShane, and this time they're all on the hunt for our Best Spring,... / Continue →
Forcing Johnny Depp to fulfill absolutely all of the obligations he never noticed in his Pirates of the Caribbean contract, Disney decided to make Depp dress up in his full Jack Sparrow gear and make a fourth-wall breaking, Penelope Cruz-acknowledging, in-character On Stranger ... / Continue →
