May 12 2006Miami Vice Trailer
You'd think a film version of any Don Johnson television show would sell itself, but the producers of Miami Vice have decided to try enticing viewers with a second trailer for the film. I'm fairly confident it's just clips from a boat show pieced together with a Colin Farrell sex tape. The boat is featured so prominently that, though the trailer lasts only a couple minutes, the silhouette of a speed boat actually burned into my screen. Now, whenever I look at pornography, it looks like vaginas are cruising around the Gulf.
