May 9 2006James Bond's New Ride: The Aston Martin DBS
When your penis is as small as mine, you've got to make up for it with a feigned interest in sports cars. Thus, I present you with some official images of James Bond and his new car to be featured in Casino Royale, the Aston Martin DBS. Sweet! It's definitely an elegant, sporty ride, but I'm not sure it fits entirely with the aesthetic of the rest of the film. I just can't see new Bond Daniel Craig driving this thing. I picture him in more of a barrel with wheels attached, throwing banana peels at pursuing villains--like Donkey Kong. While we're at it, he might as well be naked except for a tie, too.
Observe the overuse of suede in the interior behind the cut.
