May 30 2006Final Superman Returns Trailer
The final Superman Returns trailer is here to enjoy in the over-compressed glory of YouTube. It's been playing before some showings of X-Men 3, so you most likely saw it this weekend, when every person on earth saw that movie. This trailer focuses more on the diabolical plans of the villainous Lex Luthor, though they still manage to squeeze in the bullshit with the bullet hitting him in the eye. Sure, it's impressive to flatten a bullet with your cornea, but can he bend the tongs of a fork as it stabs him in the testicles? Probably, but we're only going to know for sure if they show us.
Reader Comments
1. Triumph Insult Dog - May 30, 2006 2:52 PM
Lame, lame, LAME! Unless I see a giant robot, Lex Luthor in a supersuit or Supergirl in a hot outfit, I'm not paying for this!
Lex's big diabolical plan to kill Superman is to do some landscaping to make the planet look like Krypton?? Yeah, right!...
Singer you're an idiot! Where's Nolan! When is Batman coming back...
2. Darth Dingleberry - May 30, 2006 3:33 PM
Looks craptacular. This guys so skinny he looks like a white ethopian.
3. sweetcheeks - May 30, 2006 8:30 PM
Ah, the requisite "balls of steel" reference... you can't have a Superman trailer without one.