May 23 2006Die Hard 4 Starting Soon
Speaking at the Cannes Film Festival, Bruce Willis announced another sequel to the popular Die Hard was ready to start shooting and is poised to be in theaters by next summer.
We're as close as we've ever got to getting Die Hard 4 started. It won't be called Die Hard 4 but that will be the story. Hopefully it will be out next summer.
Honestly, how many times can be in the wrong place at the wrong time so that he stops a group of terrorists? There's only so many times it's feasible. At least for the Home Alone series, they switched kids after two of them. I'll believe there are several negligent parents of children capable of inventing elaborate traps, but there's no way John McClane is catching more terrorists. At his current age, it might be a better idea to literally make it about him dying. To show he's "dying hard," he can keep slapping the doctor's hand away from turning off his life support machine. And he'd make wisecracks about it.
Reader Comments
1. artmonkey3000 - May 23, 2006 10:03 AM
How awesome would it be if they did a Die Hard/Home Alone crossover movie? I'll tell you how awesome....very awesome. Bruce Willis and some sort of Caulkin fighting terrorists who invade a suburban home for some reason. With wacky traps. And violent murderingness. It could be called Die Home Alone, or Alone Hard Home Die Die.
It'd make like a thousand dollars.
I have to pee now.
2. Proteon - May 23, 2006 11:23 AM
Aw what could go wrong? Sure Hanz Grueber went on to become Snape but still.
3. Land-Man - May 23, 2006 3:43 PM
This time it's Hans Gruber's sister back for revenge, but she's really just after money. I hope Zeus comes back.
4. Doc - May 23, 2006 6:49 PM
I'll bet you any amount of money that the terrorists this time around are from the Middle East... "Jihad Motherf-er!!!"
5. foxylight77 - May 23, 2006 7:17 PM
oh man.. this is ridiculous.
at least ben stiller knew it was coming: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7479056181288249617&q=die+hard+12
6. Jugazzo - May 24, 2006 8:58 AM
I hope Samuel L Jackson is in this one, too. Maybe this will be some kind of Snakes on A Plane/Die Hard Crossover?
I think we have a winner here, people.
7. Praz - May 26, 2006 11:10 AM
Who cares about this movie, I want them to make a sequel to the Dynamite Cop game.