Mar 17 2006Mission: Impossible III Trailer Online
The Mission: Impossible III trailer hit the Internet today, and boy is it a disappointment. The footage looked to be mostly shots already seen in the teaser and the Japanese trailer. But there's one thing that definitively sets this trailer apart from the Japanese one: this one's American. Watching this trailer is the new yellow ribbon magnet on the back of your mini-van; if you don't watch it, you're promoting terrorism. Trust me, Osama bin Laden does not want you seeing how awesome it is when an explosion slams super-agent Ethan Hunt into a parked car, shattering the windows. It's practically another downed building for every person that doesn't see how sweet it is when Philip Seymour Hoffman threatens to hurt Tom Cruise's wife/girlfriend. A U.S. troop is shot for every person that doesn't think it's cool when Cruise commands that some sports car is blown up at the push of a button. So, please, view this trailer. America is depending on it.
Or see Big Momma's House 2. She's twice the size, meaning twice the laughs!
Reader Comments
1. turdhead - March 17, 2006 12:44 PM
The chick gets naked in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. It's my job to know these things and share them.
2. Derek Hail - March 17, 2006 12:59 PM
I dont even watn to see this movie after Tom's escapades.
3. The Virgin Mary - March 17, 2006 2:20 PM
Sorry to be off topic - but when are we going to start getting scoops about the TV show "Dallas" being made into a movie. This is the only entertainment thing that interests me lately. Thank you very much. (See? I was polite and didn't swear once.)
4. pixelbasic - March 17, 2006 4:30 PM
AWESOME!!!!! I can't wait to not see it!
5. amiantos - March 17, 2006 6:26 PM
This better be better than the pile of horse crap that MI:2 was. This doesn't have bone-thin Thandie Newton under eight inches of make-up, so right there it should be better.
6. HelloTimeBomb - March 21, 2006 10:18 PM
No kidding - I was NOT a fan of Thandie Newton in MI-II. Not only is she a crappy actress, but she also didn't seem to have any real chemistry with Tom Cruise.
7. URalllosers - March 23, 2006 4:29 AM
Thanks turdhead.
This is the info I need for my research project. I will see kiss kiss and miss mission lame 3.
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