Mar 22 2006Little Miss Sunshine Trailer
Apple now has a high-definition trailer for Little Miss Sunshine up, telling the story of a dysfunctional family traveling to California for a child's beauty pageant. Even though it's in the all-too-familiar pseudo-subtle comedy style that seems almost required in independent movies these days, it still looks better than most things coming out any time soon, especially with Steve Carell involved. And at least watching that will keep me from staring at this photograph of an old man's testicles that someone slid under my door yesterday. Where did it come from and why can't I throw it away? These are questions I can't answer. I fear it's magic. The photograph, not the testicles. They're pretty standard, besides being very old.
Reader Comments
1. URalllosers - March 23, 2006 4:47 AM
Making your toddler model is a very important way to prepare them for the future. Being fake and attractive is the most important life lesson one can learn. I applaud the parents who have the guts to suck the childhood right out of their kids. Hurry up and grow up future psycho chicks of America!
2. Lance Steel - March 23, 2006 10:55 AM
Check out the person in the far back seat. I'm glad to see Miss Swan from MadTV finally on the big screen.