Mar 28 2006John Travolta's Nephew to Play Thor?
In more superhero casting news, Rikki Lee Travolta, nephew of John Travolta, is rumored to have been cast in the title role of the Marvel Comics adaptation of Thor:
The Broadway, New York star, who was among those considered to play JAMES BOND after producers decided to dump PIERCE BROSNAN, has been a favourite to play the Nordic hero for some time - and now it appears he will star in the project.
I honestly thought we'd reached the point where wig technologies would allow us to base casting on something other than having the appropriate hair length. If this rumor is true, this man was clearly chosen entirely for his being a long-haired douche bag. I'll have to keep my eyes peeled to Rikki Lee's official site, Travoltanet, to find out of there's an official statement, as well as to boost my own self-confidence.
As bad as this casting might be, let's try to put aside our own feelings to recognize some who may be taking it even worse. Such as the little girl from Adventures in Babysitting.
Reader Comments
1. Daldianus - March 28, 2006 9:48 AM
Isn't this a morphing gone wrong between John Travolta and Fabio?
And it amazes me that he wasn't top choice for James Bond ......................
2. Kevin - March 28, 2006 10:46 AM
This guy actually makes me miss Fabio. Maybe he needs to be hit in the face with a few more chickens.
3. Lindsay Lohan - March 28, 2006 10:51 AM
I suppose he does look like one of the Thetans from Battlefield Earth.
4. Evil Willow - March 28, 2006 1:14 PM
I disagree, the little girl from Adventures in Babysitting would be a better Thor than this douchbag.
5. FernLaplante - March 28, 2006 3:21 PM
To quote Sarah Anderson from Adventures in Babysitting, "Thor's a homo."
6. basil78 - March 28, 2006 5:22 PM
Ricki Lees website is hilarious! not only does it look sooo professional, but the news section is very entertaining. specially the bit about being turned down to play robin becuase he looked too muscular next to batman! this has to be a joke right?!
7. Monkey - March 29, 2006 12:29 PM
Can you say Direct-to-DVD? Let's see... Thor, Carnivore 4 or Frankenfish? I'm going with Frankenfish.